kanyewestfanfics: Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.” The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.
me: *wakes up*
2 hours later
me: *gets out of bed*
me: I have a headache
family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
watchitfadeaway: The Queen at the opening ceremony of the Olympics: The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran:
heyfunniest: you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos THIS BLOG. THIS!